1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,520 Yeah, there'll be dots in the mud 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,800 for any one of us 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,640 just get your wings out 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,240 get your wriggle on 5 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,880 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,920 Heavenly Father, thank you for saving us 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,720 by the blood of the Lamb, your Son, Jesus Christ. 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,840 Without you, we are nothing but sinners. 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,920 Thank you for unity. 10 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,560 Yes, Lord. 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,160 Thank you, Jesus. 12 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,320 My mum was gonna name me Alyssa, 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,400 which means 'sweet angel' in Indian, 14 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,200 but when I come out, she looked at me 15 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,200 and she called me Tracey. 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,920 Tracey. 17 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,480 I mean, it sounds like I eat bacon sarnies 18 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,080 or have sex at the back of the bus. 19 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,520 I don't eat pork, man, 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,120 and I don't even want to have sex with my boyfriend in a bedroom. 21 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,560 Excuse me, I'm... 22 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,840 ..I am trying to pray with my life partner, so... 23 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,760 ..for keeping Tracey and I united in six years of courtship. 24 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,200 For preserving our virginity thus far... 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,680 Mm. Yes, Lord. 26 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,120 (MOANS) Yes, Lord. 27 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,520 (PANTS) Oh, Ron! 28 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,720 Oh, no... 29 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,960 Yeah. Oh, wow! 30 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,480 (BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) 31 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,640 (MOANS) God! 32 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,080 ..for preserving our virginity thus far. 33 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,920 Your Word says a whore is a deep ditch 34 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,400 and a strange woman is a narrow pit... 35 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,600 (MOANS) ..to stay virginal till marriage. 36 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,200 And we will wait until we die 37 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,520 if it brings you glory. 38 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,760 Amen. 39 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,360 Amen! 40 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,080 Tracey? (BOTH MOAN) 41 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,560 Amen. 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,800 (CHUCKLES) 43 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,040 (YAWNS LOUDLY) 44 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,160 Tired already. No, it's only gone 12:00. 45 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,480 Probably gonna...have a nap now. 46 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,200 You always nap when I'm here. 47 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,120 Yeah. I told you, it's 'cause of my, um...my, uh... 48 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,040 Your anaemia, yeah. Mm. 49 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,520 I just really like, um, spending time with you. 50 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,240 Hey. Chin up. (CHUCKLES) 51 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,480 Where's the chin? Here's the chin. 52 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,560 There's the chin. 53 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,800 There it is. Good. 54 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,280 Don't be desperate. 55 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,920 No, don't be desperate. Sorry. 56 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,560 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 57 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,400 Sometimes, he just lets me stay and watch him sleep. 58 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,600 I could never let him do that, 'cause when I sleep I get wet dreams. 59 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,600 I'll just be having a normal KIND OF sexy dream. 60 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,600 (MUMBLES) Oh, Jay Z, don't you dare! 61 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,560 It gets too intense, and then... 62 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,120 ..I squirt blood, out my nostrils. 63 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,680 Fuck you! Fuck your mums! 64 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,280 Man's soul is void, like the universe got... 65 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,600 Oh! 66 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,360 What is he doing? 67 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,280 The universe got... I'm sorry - who are you talking to? 68 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,080 Wow. 69 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,840 Nah, I'm, uh... 70 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,480 (PHONE RINGS) 71 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,000 I'm writing my poetry! 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,160 What the fuck, man? 73 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,560 Listen. Delete me from your contacts. 74 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,440 Delete me from your conta...! 75 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,000 Mum! 76 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,960 You've got a shift in the shop, yeah? 77 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,920 Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah. Later. Yeah. 78 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,360 Yeah, I've seen you - with the hat. 79 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,480 You sort of look like a maid. 80 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:57,520 Like a...a modern, liberated slave sort of thing. 81 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,800 Nah. That doesn't... 82 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,840 Oh. Um... 83 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,440 When you wear the hat... 84 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,840 I like... You're not my maid. You're not a maid. 85 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,840 I like you. (LAUGHS) 86 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,960 I like the shop hat. 87 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,960 Ugh. 88 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,480 Uh, wh-wh-what are you doing? 89 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,240 Letting you in. 90 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,400 Oh. 91 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,400 Coo...cool. Excuse me. 92 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,040 I'll get that. 93 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,840 (RUNS AWAY) 94 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,320 Are you hearing me? 95 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,400 Listen, mate. 96 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,520 You're definitely missing my party to break your hymen. 97 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,480 It's just dinner with Ronald. You have a party every week. 98 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,520 I ain't even upset. I'm proud. 99 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,760 It's time! 100 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,440 Candice, I'm 24, I'm a virgin, yes. 101 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,840 That doesn't mean I have to want to have sex with my boyfriend, yeah? 102 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,240 You don't have to. 103 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,920 You can bang someone on Tinder - it's free! 104 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,240 Set the thing to find someone in your borough, and walk. 105 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,480 A Tinder bang ain't even a bus fare, bruv! 106 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,400 Candice is, like, the buffest girl 107 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,480 I've ever seen on the whole of my estate. 108 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,000 But she's got learning difficulties, so it sort of balances it out. 109 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,400 So, like, I can be best friends with her, and I ain't jealous or anything. 110 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,200 You know, if you leave it too long, you'll tear when he enters you - 111 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,320 you'll need stitches. 112 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,600 Yeah, well, thank God for the NHS, then, innit? 113 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,480 Babe, let me give you a makeover. 114 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,440 You won't get the D looking like that. 115 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,400 Candice, I don't want the D! 116 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,920 Or one of your makeovers. 117 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,200 Alright, as long as you ain't lying to yourself. 118 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,800 Sex is overrated anyway. 119 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,080 Yeah, it's good when it's good, 120 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,720 but it's never...exciting. 121 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,000 Like, it's never a thrill. 122 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,480 Is it, um...Aaron? 123 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,200 He's very... You know, he's...he's very... 124 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,160 (MOANS) 125 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,880 I love you. I love you too. 126 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,120 You are an emblem of the sun. Emblem of the sun. Yeah, I know. 127 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,480 You're my feeling of conscious presence. 128 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,680 I want him to have a firmer hand. 'Course, man. 129 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,280 I want him to hold me down. 130 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,680 He's gotta be there for you, man. With his hands. Like, tighter. 131 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,480 Strangle me, like, bear tight, until I almost die, 132 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,200 but I don't - I just... I just do a big come. 133 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,280 You know? 134 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,360 Fuck Fifty Shades Of Grey - that's some vanilla shit! 135 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,480 I'm talking raw BDSM - bondage, discipline, 136 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,600 wanking, spanking... Oh, yeah. I feel uncomfortable, so... 137 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,720 Trace. No. 138 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,960 (SNORTS) 139 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,280 What are you doing? This is my room, sis. 140 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,400 Thought you might want a shot at taking the title. 141 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,640 Oh. 142 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,720 Where's Mum? 143 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,400 Evangelising at the community hall. 144 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,600 My dear, your vagina is holy. 145 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,920 I will command Satan to leave your nether regions today. 146 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,080 Fire! Hallelujah! Begone! 147 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,440 Apparently, there's a hedonism-inspired plot 148 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,880 for a party tonight. 149 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,720 Here, on the estate. No, I think it's just Candice. 150 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,760 The devil will be prowling round her flat 151 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,480 like a lion on a low-carb diet, 152 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,320 so probably better that we stay here till tomorrow. 153 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,400 Yeah. 154 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,320 Cynthia? Mm? 155 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,120 What do you want, uh, from life? 156 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,400 Nothing. 157 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,480 I mean, nothing else - just this. 158 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,000 No, come on. I mean, like, 20 years' time. 159 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,720 You know, you married? You got kids? Like, something? Something else? 160 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,640 I see...the three of us at the table 161 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,080 like every other day, 162 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,960 except we're really old. 163 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,800 Oh, and Mum is, like... 164 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,680 ..really, REALLY old. 165 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,800 Oh, is she? 166 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,840 There's a bunch of bloody tissues near your bed. 167 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,560 (WHISPERS) Do you want my period pad? 168 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,880 I don't mind sharing. 169 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,280 Oh! Oh, Jay Z. 170 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,120 I'm definitely gonna bang Ronald. 171 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,160 Tonight. 172 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,960 CANDICE: Ronald is gonna bang you before starters. 173 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,360 Just remember all the shit I told you, and you'll be fine. 174 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,600 I don't know why I lie to myself. I want it. I want it. 175 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,280 Alright. 176 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,840 I think I'm done. 177 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,240 I thought she was your friend. 178 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,560 She is. Nan! 179 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,720 OK, just let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see! 180 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:07,960 I love it. 181 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,760 It's like Beyonce. Is it? 182 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,640 Oh, my God. 183 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,800 I'm nervous. 184 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,480 Start with the right levels of eye contact... 185 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,800 Mm-hm. ..and the rest'll be easy. 186 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,560 Yeah. It's the difference between this... 187 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,880 ..and this. 188 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,520 Wow. 189 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,680 It's the 'come to bed' face. 190 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,720 Right. 191 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,920 Neutral face. 192 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,840 'Come to bed' face. 193 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,400 Uh... OK. A little bit less. 194 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,200 I feel sick. OK. OK. 195 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,200 Um, you remember how to go in for the kiss, yeah? 196 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,640 Mm-hm. No! No, Tracey. 197 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,480 Keep it light! Keep it light, man! 198 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,600 You've gotta make him think that he's in control. 199 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,600 Yeah. 200 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,360 And when he gives in to you, just sit on his face. 201 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,520 Uh...what? Just sit on his face. 202 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,280 Just perch on it, love. 203 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,760 Sit your bare pussy on his face. 204 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,480 If he don't open his mouth, just hold his nose. 205 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,440 Like in the first aid. 206 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,160 Thank you. Thank you. 207 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,160 Oh, Tracey! 208 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,320 Come on, be confident. 209 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,400 You're like fine wine. 210 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,760 What's between your legs has been fermenting there for 24 years! 211 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,040 You're an asset. Oh, thank you, Esther. 212 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,680 (CHUCKLES) That means a lot, you know. 213 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,560 Oh! I feel a bit like... 214 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,080 ..like Oprah. 215 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,200 (SIGHS) 216 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,160 Candice, if you want Aaron to hurt you, you just need to make him angry. 217 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,560 Oh, I don't know about... Have you tried laughing at him? 218 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,480 Ronald always gets angry when I laugh at him. 219 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,400 Alright, I'll think about it. Yeah. 220 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,280 Thanks, babe. I love you! 221 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,400 Look, I throb so hard it's like my vagina's got epilepsy, 222 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,600 so I really appreciate this. 223 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,120 Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 224 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,840 And remember, if all else fails 225 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,440 get your tits out! 226 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,600 (SIGHS) 227 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,520 You good? Yeah. Yep. 228 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,360 Where's your hat? 229 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,240 It's... It's, um...in my house. 230 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,440 OK. 231 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,600 OK. 232 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,120 Oh, fuck. Are...are you alright? 233 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,120 Your nose is bleeding. 234 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,840 (LAUGHS) No, it's not, you idiot! 235 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,400 (LAUGHS) 236 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,240 Hi. 237 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,920 (CHUCKLES FLIRTATIOUSLY) 238 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,440 Mm-mmm. 239 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,960 Oh. 240 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,200 (CHUCKLES) 241 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,560 Mmm. 242 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,000 Ooh! (CHUCKLES) 243 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,480 (CHOPSTICK CLATTERS) 244 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,120 Ron... 245 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,720 ..I've gotta go toilet, 246 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,280 but I'm scared that you're gonna try and watch me walk as I leave. 247 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,360 It's the least of your worries. 248 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,760 Ron, you are terrible. 249 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,000 I'm going... 250 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,000 (HEEL SNAPS) Ooh! 251 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,480 Aagh! Oh! Sorry! Oh! Sorry! 252 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,600 Oh! Oh! God! What are you doing?! 253 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,400 Shh-shh. Please, please, please... 254 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,800 I like your... 255 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,840 Um, can I get the, uh...bill? 256 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,440 Thank you. 257 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,560 Oh, shit, this feels good! 258 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,720 (MOANS) 259 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,840 Pull it. 260 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,000 What? 261 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,360 Nothing. 262 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,080 Oh, I love you. 263 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,440 I'm not gonna hurt you. 264 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040 Dig your nails into my bum. 265 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,840 What? Nothing. 266 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,160 Go on, slap it. 267 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,840 (MOANS) Oh, yeah. 268 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,320 (MOANS) Mmm. 269 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,520 (LAUGHS) Mmm! 270 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,800 Something wrong? 271 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,560 Nah. It's cute, babe. 272 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,800 You make sex moans like a girl. 273 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,200 (CHUCKLES) 274 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,320 What?! 275 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,280 You look...different. 276 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,680 I...I had a makeover. 277 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,240 You're fine the way you are. 278 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,520 Really? 279 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,280 How...how d'you mean? 280 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,080 Now you look worse. 281 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,960 I think about you a lot, you know, Ron. 282 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,840 Like, sometimes I'm like, "Ugh! what can I do to get Ronald off my mind?" 283 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,360 You could study. You could get a qualification. 284 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,920 Y...yeah. 285 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,760 Sign up for Bible study. 286 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,480 Actually, you'd be better off enrolling 287 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,920 in Soldier of Christ Boot Camp. 288 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,960 It's designed for people who struggle with literacy. 289 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,160 It's got your name all over it. 290 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:28,600 Ron...you are like a brick wall. 291 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,680 If by brick you mean impenetrable 292 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,720 like Jesus, the epic superhero of salvation, then...yeah. 293 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,880 (SIGHS) Where is that prayer guide? 294 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,920 Dunno. 295 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,200 The man who wrote it is doing this amazing retreat. 296 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,120 It's all about really listening to Jesus. 297 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,760 It's a bit pricey, but they do have discounts 298 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,400 for, you know, the poor. 299 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,440 Yeah. 300 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,160 Oh, no, we're...we're Christian. 301 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,480 We're gonna get married anyway, 302 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,720 so you might as well just show me now, 303 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,080 just show me that you want me, OK? 304 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,040 Just rub your private parts on my private parts, OK? 305 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,080 Nobody has to know. 306 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,880 God won't even care, OK? It's just a little thing, OK? 307 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,240 I'm gonna give you one tiny little kiss. 308 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,480 If we could just have one little kiss. 309 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,760 I'm coming towards you, OK? I just want one kiss, OK? Please? 310 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,200 Ow, man! 311 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,840 (SOBS) 312 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,200 I'm sorry! 313 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,360 This thing that you want, I don't want it. 314 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,840 I would never want to do that to you... 315 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,280 Don't make me sound like no paedophile. 316 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,880 It's not disgusting - it's normal. 317 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,880 What, it's normal to get a rope, or a belt... 318 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,160 Tie up, spank, whip, suffocate, scratch - 319 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,640 all of that shit, yeah. 320 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,160 Aaron, why you going apeshit for? 321 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,320 The violence is not without my consent. 322 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,680 I don't think we're gonna come to an agreement on this, babe. 323 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,880 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 324 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,640 WOMAN: Party, party! 325 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,160 Candice, open up! 326 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,320 Come on, man! Oh, shit! 327 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,560 Oh, God! The party's started! 328 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,160 (SOBS) 329 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,720 What's happened to you? 330 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,160 Who ARE you? Oh, I know it's bad. 331 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,480 Yesterday you were normal. 332 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,720 Today you're Barbie - 333 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,360 if Barbie rolled around in the mud and turned into a Negro. 334 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,520 Oh... I know, OK? I'm just...I'm just scared, Ron. 335 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,240 Yeah? We've been going out since I was 17 336 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,440 and we haven't done anything. 337 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,600 I don't think it's normal. 338 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,240 I haven't kissed you, I haven't held you, I haven't sat on your face. 339 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,520 Why would you sit on my face?! 340 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,080 I'm...I'm not sure. 341 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Mate! 342 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,800 I can practically smell the sin oozing out of you! 343 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,080 Yeah, it's probably my perfume. 344 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,760 There I was, trying to raise you out of poverty! 345 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,240 Boy, was I wrong! 346 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,440 W...where you going? 347 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,800 To have you arrested for sexual assault! 348 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,040 Nah. Nah, nah, nah. It...it was Esther! It was Esther! 349 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,440 I didn't know that's what it was! 350 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,960 (CHUCKLES) To think I was actually going to take you as a wife! 351 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,080 Oh, for my foolishness, 352 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,680 God strike me down now! (TYRES SCREECH) 353 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,960 Oh! 354 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,400 (CAR DRIVES AWAY) 355 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,800 Ron? Ron, are you OK? 356 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,840 Ron, can you hear me? (BREATHES UNSTEADILY) 357 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,280 What have you done? 358 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,120 You're poison. 359 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,280 Get your nasty hands away from me. 360 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,640 Stay away. 361 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,920 OK. 362 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,200 Where are you going? 363 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,040 Get back here now! 364 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,640 Yeah, can I have ambulance, please, to, uh, Knowlson Street? 365 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,080 Go away! Yeah, near the police station. 366 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,600 Someone got knocked down by a car. 367 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,720 Come back! 368 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,240 No. No. 369 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,800 I thought I knew him, but he's...he's definitely not who I thought he was. 370 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,080 Get back here! 371 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,960 Oh, yeah, he's definitely still alive. 372 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,320 Thanks. 373 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,960 (LAUGHS) 374 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,560 Oh! Oh! You're here. They're here! 375 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,120 Right, listen - 376 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,200 man's soul is void, 377 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,280 like the universe got boy'd. 378 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,520 Hold up - my heart's destroyed. 379 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,960 See? It's some heavy stuff. 380 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,760 It's just rubbish. 381 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,480 Not ready. They ain't ready. 382 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,080 (SIGHS) 383 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,440 You're back where you belong. 384 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,040 Let's grow old and play ludo forever. 385 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,520 Let me breathe! An asthma attack? 386 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,120 Let's stay here and pray... Where are you going? 387 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,400 No, it's not safe out there! The devil is prowling! 388 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,640 (DOOR CLOSES) He's prowling! 389 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,800 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 390 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,800 (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 391 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,560 AARON: You alright? 392 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,520 Cand said you were trying for the big one. 393 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,920 No, I don't...I don't want to talk. 394 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,520 I just... Aaron, he threw me out. 395 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,960 He was so disgusted by me he threw me outta the house. 396 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,160 He fucking what? 397 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,680 Look, I know sexual harassment is illegal, 398 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,880 but it came from my heart. 399 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,640 He makes me feel like a freak for expressing myself, 400 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,640 or like what I want to do is so wrong. 401 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,320 Yeah, but obviously, if it's, like, violent, painful stuff... 402 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,320 No. I don't care if I'm asking you to slap me round the face. 403 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,320 You should be open. 404 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,200 I express what I want, and he goes apeshit? 405 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,360 He obviously don't love me. 406 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,120 I DO love her. 'Course I do. 407 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,520 With all my heart. 408 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,480 I've... Oh, man. 409 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,080 W...where you going? 410 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,080 What the fuck, man?! What? I'm trying! 411 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,640 I want to try anything that makes you happy, man. Why ya vexed? 412 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,240 This is for when I'm wet, Aaron! (WHISPERS) When I'm wet! 413 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,480 Oh... Oh, right. 414 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,680 I was just so geared up. 415 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,720 (TUTS) Oh, baby, come here, man. 416 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,240 Slow steps, yeah? 417 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,360 We'll start off with just a scratch. 418 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,280 Yeah. I like that. 419 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,920 Do you want to take it a little deeper? In the bedroom? 420 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,560 Come here, man. 421 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,760 (CHUCKLES) 422 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,920 (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 423 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:20,160 Please protect me as I step into this flat, sublet by Satan. 424 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,240 Give me the power to save Tracey from his worshippers. 425 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,440 Amen. 426 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,160 Sorry. I thought it was empty. 427 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,320 Uh, sorry. 428 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,400 I'm Connor. You look nice. 429 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,640 Sit down, if you want. 430 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,600 You alright? 431 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,440 Yeah. Um...like, I don't know. 432 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440 My boyfriend broke up with me, 433 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,720 and...and then he died. 434 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,640 But I saw an ambulance on the way, 435 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,240 so he's probably not dead. 436 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,600 I just...um... 437 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,560 Oh, my God! I'm gonna take this off. 438 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,160 OK. Yep. You're taking it off. 439 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,880 Oh. Are you alright? Oh, yeah. No, no. It's fine. 440 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,360 It's 'cause I really like you. Oh. 441 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,800 I get nosebleeds. 442 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,880 It's fine. Yeah, I'll just... 443 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,320 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Get it off. Get it off. 444 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,080 Yeah. Ah! There it is. 445 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,520 OK. OK. 446 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,600 Oh! 447 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,360 OK. 448 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,600 Yes. Oh. 449 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,000 More of that, please. Yeah? 450 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Yeah. Ah. 451 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,400 Shake 'em. Ah. Ah... 452 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,960 Oh, my God. That feels nice. 453 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,320 Ah! 454 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280 Oh. That's great. 455 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,120 (JA RULE'S 'PUT IT ON ME' PLAYS) 456 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,720 457 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,240 458 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,280 459 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,920 been mounrin' together 460 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,640 we chose pain over pleasure 461 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,720 a part of... 462 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,560 Oh, Connor! Oh! Man's soul is void! 463 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,680 Like the universe got boy'd. Yeah, got boy'd. Got boy'd! 464 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,240 Ohh... Wait. Wait. Huh? What? 465 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,240 Agh! 466 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,520 Agh! 467 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,760 (MOANS) 468 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,000 (GIGGLES) 469 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040 (MOANS) Gah! 470 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,200 Oh, God! Mm! Agh! 471 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,360 Oh, it's br...it's brilliant! 472 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,240 (MOANS) Agh! Agh! 473 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,960 I'm sorry. I just... I always wanted to do that. 474 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,600 Yeah? Ugh! 475 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,080 (LAUGHS) Oh, sh... 476 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,160 Ow. Ooh. 477 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,400 Yeah! Huh! OK. Almost there. 478 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,560 Huh! Done. 479 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,480 I don't remember if I was supposed to wear clothes for this bit or not. 480 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,480 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 481 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,800 "Sit your bare pussy on..." Yeah. It's...it's too late. 482 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,560 (MUFFLED) What are you doing? 483 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,160 I don't know. (CHUCKLES) 484 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,160 I...I don't know. (LAUGHS) 485 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,280 (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 486 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,600 487 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,240 488 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,800 of being lonely 489 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,280 490 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,480 (GIGGLES) 491 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,440 Did...did you hear that? 492 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,920 (MUFFLED) No. 493 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,160 Ugh! 494 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,480 Did you like that? 495 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,720 Er, nah. Not really. Yeah... 496 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,520 Yeah, me neither. Come here. 497 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,920 My face is not to be sat on. 498 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,480 Captions by Red Bee Media 499 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,480 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation